Thank Goodness For… finding ways to cheat on my diet.

Thank Goodness For… finding ways to cheat on my diet.

One of my favorite ways to cheat on my diet is to take “just a sip” or “just a spoonful” or, in today’s case, “just the amount of chocolate that incidently got on my fingers when dipping strawberries”.

After all, if it’s just a small amount, it doesn’t have any calories, right?

The worst is when Read more

Thank Goodness For… not becoming a Pinterest fail (well… kind of).

Thank Goodness For… not becoming a Pinterest fail (well… kind of).

I have big ambitions, occasionally, and they usually involve some cute idea I found on the Internet. Lacking any sort of creativity, I usually end up as a Pinterest fail. (Please tell me it’s not just me?)

Anyways, I tried two things today, and didn’t completely fail at them. Completely being the key word.

The first was Read more

Thank Goodness For… being treated the way you treat others.

Thank Goodness For… being treated the way you treat others.

My boyfriend and I are pretty antisocial, to the extent that, when we do go out with our friends, the other rarely tags along. It’s nothing personal, simply that he doesn’t really care about my friends and I feel extremely anxious at the thought of being around big groups of people I don’t know, which tends to be the rare occasion he goes to spend time with his friends.

Tonight was no different. He asked me if Read more

Thank Goodness For… Listerine Zero**.

Thank Goodness For… Listerine Zero**.

You know how Listerine feels like your mouth committing suicide?

I mean, I know I have a sensitive mouth, but it can’t just be me, right?

Okay, lets backtrack.

I’ve always had a sensitive mouth, but I figured that I simply didn’t like the taste of mint, couldn’t handle spicy foods, and found balsamic vinegar too much to handle. It wasn’t until about a year ago that someone asked me what the hell I meant when I said that I felt spiciness on my tongue. Apparently that’s not a real thing? Or at least not how most people sense spiciness? I don’t know..

It turns out I have a condition called Read more

Thank Goodness For… the Internet.

Thank Goodness For… the Internet.

Dear Internet,

You are a well of information, both wonderful and terrible, awe-inspiring and terrifying, beautiful and I-can’t-unsee-this.

Today, you’re both my friend and my enemy.

Thank you, I hate you,

Christine


I started a diet on Monday and have been doing fabulous, but miss Read more