Thank Goodness For… expectations.

Thank Goodness For… expectations.

I’ve been baby crazy for years. I don’t think I ever really got out of the baby crazy stage, but I am “responsible” to the extent where there is always an excuse or a better situation to wait for. Getting older, I’ve decided “Fuck It”, everyone else is having babies, why can’t I?

The boyfriend pretends to Read more

Thank Goodness For… crabby teachers.

Thank Goodness For… crabby teachers.

My boyfriend is currently enrolled in online courses. He is extremely committed, spends a large amount of time on his class work (including not having sex on days he is studying, thank you very much. Darn you responsible boyfriend!), and has straight A’s.

So what’s the deal?

One of his classes offers Read more

Thank Goodness For… finding ways to cheat on my diet.

Thank Goodness For… finding ways to cheat on my diet.

One of my favorite ways to cheat on my diet is to take “just a sip” or “just a spoonful” or, in today’s case, “just the amount of chocolate that incidently got on my fingers when dipping strawberries”.

After all, if it’s just a small amount, it doesn’t have any calories, right?

The worst is when Read more

Thank Goodness For… being treated the way you treat others.

Thank Goodness For… being treated the way you treat others.

My boyfriend and I are pretty antisocial, to the extent that, when we do go out with our friends, the other rarely tags along. It’s nothing personal, simply that he doesn’t really care about my friends and I feel extremely anxious at the thought of being around big groups of people I don’t know, which tends to be the rare occasion he goes to spend time with his friends.

Tonight was no different. He asked me if Read more